The Man against Jeff saga continues!

The poker freight train known as Jeff Kelley has been building up steam for the last four weeks. The whole poker world was waiting this Thursday’s game as the week the first place finally comes to him. It is not to be.

Knowing of the force he has become, all the other players in the game have made it clear that they refuse to play. The hopes, as one unidentified player said, “By taking as week off, I am hoping Jeff cools off.” And another said, “Scared? You’re damn right I’m scared!”

So the owner of Hambone’s Man Cave cancelled the game, using the lack of players as an excuse.

“This is all about the Man not wanting someone like me, from the civilized world, to win.” Jeff said as his news conference, “Those Harvard people stick together. They are afraid of us from the east taking over the poker world!”